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Aunt Trixie: No, no, I love my custard cold.
Chilli: Really? It's like goop!
Bandit: Ah-ah-ah! No peeking at those presents.
Bluey: Why not?
Bandit: Because Santa doesn't give presents to naughty kids.
Muffin: How does Santa get in? There's no chimney.
Bluey: Maybe he uses the verandah?
Muffin: Oh, yeah.
Bandit, Bluey and Muffin: Rah!
Bingo: Let's play Verandah Santa!
Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: Yeah!
Bluey: Come on, Dad.
Uncle Stripe: Ooh! (GROANS)
Bingo: Muffin, quick, you have to say sorry.
Bluey: Santa´s watching. He knows if you've been naughty or nice.
Bingo: You won't get any presents.
Muffin: (SCREAMS) I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Uncle Stripe: No worries, Muffin. I accept your sorry.
Bluey: Phew. Come on!
Chilli: Ooh! Bluey!
Bluey: Ah! Sorry!
TITLE CARD.
This episode of Bluey is called Verandah Santa.
Bluey: Ok Dad. You be Verandah Santa first.
Bandit: Ok. Time for bed, kids. It's Christmas in the morning.
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: Hurray! Christmas!
Bandit: That means Verandah Santa is coming tonight!
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: Hurray!
Bandit: Now. He only gives presents to nice kids who are fast asleep.
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: Good night Dad!
Bandit: So no peeking, or no presents. (SHUTS DOOR)
Verandah Santa: Ho ho ho!
(Bingo Giggles)
(While Verandah Santa is going to put a pencil case under Bluey's pillow. Bluey peeks.)
Verandah Santa: Ho? Was that a peek?!
Bluey: No no! I'm still asleep! It wasn't a peek!
Verandah Santa: It better not have be!
(Verandah Santa puts a pencil case under Bluey's pillow, shaving cream under Bingo's, And a snow globe under Muffin's while saying: Ho ho and ho.)
(DOOR OPENS)
Bandit: (In a excited voice) Wake up kids! It's Christmas!
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: Hurray!
Bandit: See if Verandah Santa left you anything!
Muffin: I got a snow globe!
Bingo: I got shaving cream!
Bluey: I got a pencil case!
Bingo: Hey! That's my pencil case!
(Bluey screams)
Bluey: Dad!
Bandit: Bingo! No snatching thanks.
Bingo: But it's mine!
Bandit: It's just Bluey's for the game. She'll give it back after.
Bingo: (In a sad voice) Okay. I'm sorry Bluey.
Bandit: Well done Bingo.
Bluey; I don't want it.
Bingo: Dad! I said sorry but she isn't taking the pencil case!
Bandit: Are you gonna accept her sorry Bluey?
Bluey: No! Why should I?
Bingo: Because Santa won't bring you any present!
(Muffin nods)
Muffin: Santa likes children who accepts sorries.
Bluey: Okay fine.
Bandit: Huh? That was easy. Okay, someone else's turn to be Verandah Santa!
(Bandit jumps in the bed)
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: Ah! Get off!
Bandit: (In a relaxed voice) Oh yeah.
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: Get off!
W.I.P
Boy, I sure am a very nice child!
Bandit: Huh?
Bluey: If I were a real Santa, I'd give me lots of presents.
Bandit: I'm not sure that's how it works.
Bingo: My turn!
Ooh! You can be
my helper, Socks.
Socks: Ruff, ruff, ruff!
Night-night, children.
No waking up!
Yes, Mum!
Ho, ho, ho.
Ah. My teddy bear!
Let go,
you cheeky child!
Oh, my teddy bear.
Oh, my teddy bear!
(Socks was surprised and suddenly bites Bluey's arm.)
Bluey: Ow! Socks! Dad, Socks bit me!
Bandit: Socks, listen, we don't bite people, okay? That's not nice.
Bluey: It wasn't even an accident! It was on purpose for no reason!
Bandit: Well, look, I've told her off, Bluey.
Bluey: But she's not even saying "Sorry"!
Bandit: She's only 1. She doesn't know any better yet. We have to teach her.
Bandit: Look, let's just keep playing, okay.
Bluey: Hmph! Fine!
Bandit: Okay. Who wants to be Verandah Santa?
Bluey: Me.
Bandit: Strap yourselves in, kids.
Bandit: Whats under your pillow Socks?
Socks: Ha!....... Hmmm
Bluey: Oh, I guess Verandah Santa doesn't give presents to kids who bite people.
Bandit: Bluey!
Bluey: SHE BIT ME!!!
Socks whines and runs off.
Bingo: Whee!
Bandit: Bluey, I think you should say sorry to Socks.
Bluey: I didn't do anything wrong! I was teaching her that Santa doesn't give you presents if you're not nice.
Bandit: Bluey, don't worry about whether Santa's gonna bring you presents or not, OK?
Bluey: Why?
Chilli: 'Cause it's not the reason to be nice to people.
Bluey: Well, then, what's the reason?
Chilli: Come with us.
They go outside and see Socks sitting next to the lit up reindeer, who sniffs.
Bluey: Oh.
Chilli: That's the reason.
Bandit: Imagine if Socks did to you what you did to her.
Bluey walks over to Socks.
Bluey: Hi, Socks. I'm sorry I didn't give you any presents. I was mad at you 'cause you bit me and you didn't say sorry.
Socks walks over to Bluey and licks where she bit Bluey's arm. Bluey hugs Socks, who accepts the hug. Later, everyone is playing Verandah Santa with Bandit playing Verandah Santa.
Bandit: OK. Night, kids. That's enough sinister plotting.
All: Night-night.
Bandit: Ho, ho... Whoa, no!
All: Get him!
Bandit gets hit by several pillows.
Bandit: Verandah Santa's just trying to do his job. You naughty kids!