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The episode begins with Bluey and Bingo playing Miss Mary Mack on the seat surrounding the big tree in the backyard.

Bluey and Bingo: (singing) Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in bla-

The two are interrupted by Bandit and Stripe, in celebration of their upcoming Stumpfest.

Bandit: (yelling) STUMPFEST!!!

Stripe: Yeah, STUMPFEEEEEST! Whoo!

Bluey: (confused) What's going on?

Muffin: (excited) Stumpfest!! (stumbles) Oof!

TITLE CARD: Stumpfest

Bluey: This episode of Bluey is called... Stumpfest?

END TITLE CARD

The scene cuts to Bluey, Bingo and Muffin with Bandit, Stripe and a tree stump.

Bluey: (confused) What's Stumpfest?

Bandit: Well, we're gonna rip up this stump, and then, that stump.

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: Ooh!

Stripe: Put on some tunes, you kids'll play...

Pat appears, climbing over his fence.

Pat: And the ladies watch us get all sweaty! Right, ladies?!

The scene cuts to Chilli and Trixie on the balcony, looking down on the event.

Chilli: You got it, Lucky's dad!

Chilli and Trixie cheer the boys on, to which they reply with another cheer. Bandit reveals his axe.

Bandit: Now, let's kick this off!

Bandit makes a mark in the stump with his axe. The girls run away screaming and laughing, finding another stump to hide behind.

Bingo: What do we play?

Bluey: Ooh, I know! Let's set up a nail salon on this stump.

Bingo and Muffin: Yeah!

Bluey: Dad! We're just gonna use this stump for our nail salon.

Bandit: That's fine, Bluey, but you've got 'til we've finished with this stump, okay?

Bluey: Okay!

In the background, Pat and Stripe are working on removing a stump.

Bandit: 'Cause then, we're gonna come and do that one.

Bluey: Yep.

Bandit: So, you understand that eventually, we're gonna come and rip up that stump.

Bluey: Yes, I got it!

Bandit: 'Cause it's Stumpfest, and that's a stump.

Bluey: Got it; Stumpfest.

The scene cuts to the stump that the girls plan to build a nail salon on.

Bluey: Okay, let's start the nail bar.

Bingo and Muffin: Hooray!

The girls set up their nail salon, painting and decorating the stump in the process.

Meanwhile, Pat and Stripe are playing around while Bandit works on removing a stump.

The scene then cuts to Chilli getting her nails painted by Bluey at the salon stump.

Chilli: Oh, great finish.

Trixie: Thanks, ladies.

Chilli: I told you this place was great.

Chilli and Trixie leave the salon as the walk back to the balcony.

Bluey: Come back soon!

Bingo: We need more customers.

Bluey turns to Bandit, seeing as him and the boys are the only ones around that haven't visited.

Bluey: Dad! Can you be our customer?

Bandit: Nah; stump.

The scene cuts to Pat and Stripe, who have almost removed the first stump.

Stripe: (to Pat) Oh, you've almost got it, you've almost got it!

Pat successfully lifts the stump, and the boys cheer in celebration. Chilli and Trixie cheer for the removal as well.

Bandit: Yes!

Stripe: Take that, stump!

Back at the salon stump, Bluey reconsiders her plan.

Bluey: (to Muffin) We'll just do your toenails.

Muffin: Okay!

Bluey: (as she paints) So, been up to much?

Muffin: No.

Bluey: Oh, that's very interesting.

Bandit, Stripe and Pat arrive, looking to remove the salon stump.

Bandit: Hi.

Bluey: Ooh, hello! Are you here to have your nails done?

Bandit: Well, no; we're not here to have our nails done.

Stripe: We're here for that stump.

Bandit: As I'm sure you are aware.

Bluey: (in shock) Excuse me? It's the first I've heard about all this.

Bandit: You guys need to move the beauty parlour so we can rip up that stump.

Bingo: It's not a beauty parlour; it's a nail salon.

Muffin: And it's our nail salon!

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: Yeah!

Bandit: Bluey, I was pretty clear: you could use this stump for your nail bar for as long as it took us to rip up that stump.

Bluey: I don't remember agreeing to that!

Bandit: Well, I do. Now, come on. Vamoose!

The girls rush to protect their salon stump.

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: No!!!

Bandit: Get outta the way!

Bluey: (to Bingo and Muffin) Everyone, link arms!

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: Hmm!

Bluey: Save our stump!

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: (chanting) Save our stump!

Bandit: Outta the way, kids!

The girls keep chanting as they block the boys' path.

Bandit: (yelling) CHILLI!

The scene cuts to the ladies on the balcony.

Chilli: (joking) Oh, leave them alone!

Trixie nods to that statement.

Bandit, Pat and Stripe: What?!

Chilli: They're just trying to run a small business!

Trixie: Go and destroy the planet somewhere else!

Stripe: Destroy the planet?!

Pat: It's a stump!

Chilli: Oh, leave that poor stump alone.

Bandit: You're the one who wanted it gone!

Chilli: (to Trixie) Oh, yeah, that's true; I want to put in a fish pond.

Trixie: Oh!

Chilli: (to the boys) BOOOOO!

Trixie: Save our stump!

Bluey, Bingo, Muffin, Chilli and Trixie: (chanting) Save our stump!

Bandit: Okay, the optics on this aren't good.

Stripe: We can take 'em!

Bandit: Nup, nup. Back up, fellas. Back up! (to the girls) Kids, let's calm this down. Is there anything we can do to settle this?

Bluey: Hmm... One second.

The girls huddle to figure out a negotiation.

Bluey: (whispering) What do you reckon?

Bingo: (whispering) They should be our customers.

Bluey: (to Bandit) Okay, we'll let you have the stump if you'll be our customers.

Bandit: You mean, you'd do our nails?

Bingo: Fingers and toes.

Bluey: And face make-up.

Bandit: Oh, man. The boys aren't gonna like this.

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin: (all giggling)

Stripe: Oh, man!

Pat: What?! No way! I don't wanna get my nails done!

Bandit: This is the best we're gonna get.

Bandit walks up to Bingo, Bluey and Muffin to negotiate.

Bandit: Okay, fingers and toes, but no face make-up.

Bluey: One face make-up.

Bandit facepalms himself.

Bandit: Ugh. Okay, deal.

Bluey, Bingo and Muffin run up to the stump while giggling and start preparing.

Pat: (annoyed) But no unicorns!

The scene cuts to Bluey, Bingo and Muffin doing make-up on their dads and Pat; with Bluey applying Bandit's make-up, Bingo painting Pat's fingernails and Muffin painting Stripe's toenails.

Bingo: Oh, delightful!

Muffin: Hold still, Daddy!

Bluey: Ooh, this will do wonders for your skin.

The scene cuts to Trixie and Chilli; with Chilli recording the entire session on her phone.

Chilli: Don't forget the eyeliner!

The scene then cuts back to the kids, their dads and Pat.

Bluey: Ooh, yeah!

Pat: Lookin' good, Bandit.

Bandit: Just... don't, okay?

Bingo: Finished!

The boys stand up.

Stripe: Alright, let's get this stump!

Pat: Yeah!

Bingo and Muffin run away screaming.

Bluey: No, wait. Not yet!

Bandit: (annoyed) Bluey!

Bluey stands on the stump.

Bluey: I've changed my mind. I want to keep playing nail salon.

Pat slowly walks away sideways from the stump.

Bandit: (annoyed) We had a deal.

Chilli walks up to the stump.

Chilli: Come on, Bluey. You did make a promise.

Bluey: (sadly) Ohh...

Chilli and Bluey walk up to their steps and sit and watch the boys rip the stump.

Bluey: Why do they have to disturb our game?

Chilli: Well, Dad did warn you.

Bluey: But we were playing. You shouldn't interrupt people when they're playing.

Chilli: I agree, which is why I stopped you from disturbing them.

Bluey: (confused) What?! But they're not playing.

Chilli: Yeah, they are.

Bluey: They're not. They're ripping up stumps! That's not playing.

Chilli: Are you sure?

Bluey: I'm sure. I'm suring my little head off.

Chilli: Alright, just watch them for a bit.

The scene cuts to the boys, with Bandit trying to rip the stump, but Pat and Stripe are discussing combat skills.

Bandit: Come on! Urgh!

Stripe: (to Pat) Hey, just try and hit me. I wanna show you something.

Pat: Alright.

Pat puts his fist out.

Stripe: N-Nah, not like that.

Pat: That's how I hit.

Stripe: Like this.

Pat grabs him throws him over.

Stripe: Ohh! What are you doing?

The scene cuts back to Bluey and Chilli.

Pat: Oh, sorry. My instincts took over.

Bandit pokes Pat in the bum with his crowbar, making him and Stripe laugh at the situation.

Pat: Oh, stop! Stop!

In that moment, Bluey eventually realised the reality of Stumpfest itself.

Bluey: Oh, they are playing!

Chilli: See? It just looks a bit different for grown-ups.

Bluey: They weren't disturbing our stump game; we were disturbing theirs.

Bingo, Trixie and Muffin walk outside; with Bingo and Muffin charging towards the garden dressed up as Ninjas with swords.

Bingo: Yahh!

Muffin: Get 'em!

Bingo: Come on, Bluey. Let's save our nail salon.

Bluey: Actually, um... I have another game we can play.

The scene cuts back to the boys with the stump almost ripped out.

Stripe: (to Pat) Don't worry, mate. I know what you're going through.

Bandit: Any time you wanna help...

Stripe: Oh, yep, yep, righto.

The boys triumphantly tip over the stump, to which they shout in celebration.

Chilli and Trixie: Yeah!

Stripe: (victoriously) QUEENSLANDER!

Bandit and Pat both shout in celebration of their removed stump.

Chilli: Stumpfest!

Stripe: Whoo! You like that, Trixie?!

Bandit: Phew. Sure makes you thirsty!

Bluey: Home delivery lemonade!

Bandit: Oh, yeah! Good on ya, kids.

Stripe: Oh, lemonade!

Bluey: Here you go. Fifty cents. Just pay her.

Stripe: Fifty cents?!

Bandit: Thanks, Bluey. This is just what I need.

Bluey: Oh, yes. You've all been working so hard.

Bandit tussles Bluey's head, making her giggle.

Pat and Stripe approach Bandit with their lemonades.

Pat: To Stumpfest!

Bandit, Pat and Stripe: Woo-hoo!

The boys all drink their lemonades and seem to enjoy them... until they realise that their drinks weren't lemonades at all.

Bandit, Pat and Stripe: Eep.

The credits roll. Instead of Bluey dancing, the salon stump fades in.

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