
- The episode opens in the living room. Chilli, Bluey, and Bingo descend the last few steps. They climb over the back of the couch and recline on it.
Chilli: "Phew!"
- Bluey and Bingo sigh in relief.
Chilli: "What a day!"
Bluey: (simultaneously) "Ch'yeah!"
Bingo: (simultaneously) "Yes!"
- Chilli leans over and presses a button on a bluetooth speaker sitting on the coffee table.
Chilli: (enunciating) "Hey Phoney, play some relaxing music."
Phoney: "You got it."
- The bluetooth speaker begins to play quiet music with drums and vibrophone.
- Bandit, a mischievous look on his face, scuttles across the floor and hides behind the couch. A moment later, Unicorse emerges from behind the couch.
Bandit: (as Unicorse) "Hey Phoney, play some metal."
Phoney: "Okay, now playing metal."
- The speaker begins playing a metal track with very loud percussion. Unicorse headbangs to the music, which makes Bluey and Bingo laugh.
Bandit: (as Unicorse) "Yaaaaah!"
Chilli: (speaking loudly) "Phoney, stop playing. STOP."
Phoney: "Okay."
- The music stops. Chilli swipes at Unicorse with a throw pillow. Unicorse ducks back behind the couch.
Chilli: "Get outta here, you."
- Bluey and Bingo laugh.
Chilli: "Phoney, play relaxing music."
- The relaxing music resumes. Chilli, Bluey, and Bingo all relax and close their eyes."
Bluey, Bingo: "Good one, Mum."
- Unicorse pokes his head around the side of the couch.
Bandit: (as Unicorse) "Hey Phoney, play metal!"
Bluey, Bingo and Chilli: "Hey!"
- Unicorse headbangs again as the speaker switches back to metal music.
Bandit: (as Unicorse) "Yeahhh!"
- Chilli grabs at the puppet, but she misses as he pulls back behind the couch.
Chilli: "Whup!"
Chilli: "Phoney, play—"
- Unicorse pops up behind Bluey and Bingo."
Bandit: (as Unicorse) "—Louder!"
- Unicorse resumes headbanging. Bluey and Bingo squeal with laughter.
Bandit: (as Unicorse) "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
- He starts humming along with the music as he headbangs. Bingo and Bluey join in on the headbanging.
Chilli: "Kids, get him!"
Bluey, Bingo: "Okay, Mum!"
- Bluey and Bingo leap over the back of the couch.
Bandit: "Aah!"
- Bluey and Bingo squeal and laugh and Bandit grunts with effort as the three of them struggle; one of them occasionally coming into view over the edge of the couch.
- Cut to a shot of the turntable and a potted plant. Bandit grunts with effort.
Bluey, Bingo: (off screen) "Ready?"
- Cut to the couch, where Bluey and Bingo have a firm hold on Unicorse. Bluey has a grip on his upper and lower jaw.
Bluey, Bingo: (off screen) "Go!"
Bandit: (as Unicorse, nasally and resigned) "Hey Phoney, play relaxing music."
- Bluey and Bingo laugh as the relaxing music resumes. Chilli lays back on the couch, looking satisfied.
- Unicorse struggles as Bluey continues to hold his mouth shut.
Bandit: (as Unicorse, muffled) "Rrrgh, I hate it!"