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The episode opens with an establishing shot of the Heelers' house in the morning. It cuts to the kitchen, where Bandit is preparing breakfast. Bingo reads a book, wearing a pair of headphones. Bluey sings shrilly.

Bluey: *in operatic voice* ♫ "OH! WHERE IS MY TOAST?!" ♫

Bandit winces.

Bandit: "Bluey! Can you be as quiet as Bingo for a bit?"

Bluey: ♫ "NO! I CAN'T!" ♫

Chilli walks in, holding a receipt.

Chilli: "Bluey, I can't find your library books, and they're due back."

Chilli looks through a tote bag of books and a stack of books on the counter.

Chilli: "Have you seen ‘Shmyrtle, The Dirty Turtle’?"

Bluey: ♫ "NO! I HAVE NOT SEEN ‘SHMYRTLE, THE DIRTY TURTLE’!" ♫

Chilli: "You have to keep better track of your things."

She tidies the stack of books on the counter, then starts going through a backpack.

Bluey: ♫ "WHAT ABOUT BINGO?!" ♫

Chilli: "Bingo put hers in a neat pile when she's read them."

Bingo puts her book on top of the pile, then takes off her headphones and lays them on top.

Bingo: "Finished."

Bandit: "Ding! Orders up!"

Bandit serves the breakfast he's been preparing - cheese and jam on toast, cut into triangles.

Bluey: *in normal voice* "Ooh! Cheese and jam!"

Bluey takes a couple of big bites and chews happily.

Bluey: "Mnam mnam."

Bingo: "Dad, I don't like cheese and jam."

Bandit: "What? I thought you did."

Bingo: "No, Bluey does. I like banana and peanut butter."

Bluey: "Bleugh."

Bluey jams the rest of her toast triangle in her mouth. Bandit puts Bingo's toast on Bluey's plate, and starts another piece of toast for Bingo.

Bandit: "How can you two come from the same parents, be raised in the same house, but be completely different?"

Bluey and Bingo look at each other for a moment.

Bluey, Bingo: "Don't know."

Bandit starts peeling a banana.

Bandit: "Well, I'll tell you this for free: my life would be a lot easier if you were both the same."

The camera pulls back, showing that Chilli is now going through some books scattered under the dining table.

Chilli: "Tell me about it."

Bluey: "Bingo! I've got an idea!"

Bingo: "Okay!"

Bluey and Bingo run off, giggling.

Bandit: "Wait, what? Hang on."

Bandit sighs deeply.

Chilli: "Why do you keep setting them up?"

In the play room, Bluey digs through a basket of dress-up props.

Bingo: "What are you looking for?"

Bluey pulls out a palette of hair chalk. She gasps.

Bluey: "Hair chalk!"

Bingo: "Ooh!"

Bluey: "Give me your arm."

Bingo holds out her arm. Bluey swipes a hair chalk down it, leaving a stripe of blue. They both giggle.

Bluey: "This is gonna be great!"

Back in the kitchen, Bandit has just finished the peanut butter banana toast.

Bandit: "Alright, done."

Off camera, running footsteps and then a squeaking chair can be heard. Bandit turns to serve Bingo.

Bandit: "Here you go, Bingo: peanut butter and banan—Agh!"

Bandit pulls back. The camera shows what what he sees - two Blueys. Bingo has been coloured with a close copy of Bluey's marking. Bluey and Bingo giggle. Bingo looks at the peanut butter banana toast.

Bingo: "Bleugh."

TITLE CARD - Mini Bluey

Bluey: [voiceover] "This episode of Bluey is called: Mini Bluey."

In the kitchen, Chilli coos over Bingo.

Chilli: "Aww! So cute!"

Bluey: "Let me introduce you to us. I'm Bluey, and this is Mini Bluey."

Bingo: "Hi."

Bluey: "She's just like me. Watch."

Bluey hands her a slice of jam and cheese toast. Bingo's face falls.

Bluey: "Have some cheese and jam, Mini Bluey."

Bluey picks up a slice of toast for herself.

Bluey: "We love cheese and jam."

They both take a bite. Bingo makes a pained face.

Bingo: (strained) "I...love...it."

Bluey: "See?"

Bandit: (muttering) "This is gonna be a long day."

Bluey marches into the living room, followed by Bingo.

Bluey: "Okay, Mini Bluey, let's learn about me. Hmm... Ooh. I like to say 'cereal' instead of 'serious.'"

Bingo nods.

Bluey: "Oh, and I'll show you how I dance. I like to do this sort of thing."

She bobs from side to side, pumping her arms. Bingo copies her.

Bluey: "And sometimes this."

She shakes out her right foot, and then her left. Bingo copies her and giggles.

Bluey: "Yep, that's it. And I sort of just talk all the time. It doesn't even need to make sense. Just noises are fine."

Bluey starts making a high-pitched noise...

Bluey: "Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp!"

...and Bingo joins in.

Bluey, Bingo: "Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp!"

Bluey: "and I like to sing."

She sings shrilly and dramatically.

Bluey: ♫ "Ohh! Singing things!" ♫

Bingo giggles, then tries it herself.

Bingo: ♫ "Ohh! Singing things..." ♫

Bluey: "A bit louder."

Bingo: ♫ "Ohh! Singing things!" ♫

Bluey: "Yeah, that's great."

In the playroom, Bluey leads Bingo around.

Bluey: I like to just leave my toys on the ground."

Bluey picks up a squeaky blue echidna and pets it.

Bingo: "Isn't it better to tidy them away?"

Bluey: "Nah, it doesn't make much difference."

Bluey tosses the echidna on the ground in front of Bingo. Bingo trips over it.

Bingo: "Agh!"

Chilli looks through a stack of books that's being used as the support in a blanket fort.

Chilli: "Where is it?!"

Bluey walks up behind her, tailed by Bingo.

Bluey: "Bort! Bort! Bort! I like to ask a lot of questions."

She turns to Chilli.

Bluey: "Mum, what are you doing?"

Chilli: "You know what I'm doing, Bluey, I'm—"

Bluey: "But I don't really listen to the whole answer."

Chilli gets down on her hands and knees to look at the bottom books in the stack.

Bluey: "Ooh, and if I see a bum, I give it a little bom-di-di-bom."

Bluey plays Chilli's bum like the bongos. Bingo giggles and runs to join in. Chilli tries to wave them away.

Chilli: "Hey! Get out of it!"

Bluey: "Bom-di-di-bom di di, boop-boop-boop."

Out in the yard, Bandit is raking grass clipping into a pile.

Bandit: "Hey, Blueys, I need you to pick up these grass clippings...

Bluey and Bingo run out onto the porch.

Bandit: "...and put them in the wheelbarrow."

Bingo: "Yes, Father."

Bingo starts to go out and help. Bluey stops her.

Bluey: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where do you think you're going?"

Bingo: "To help Dad. I like wheelbarrows."

Bluey: "Bingo likes wheelbarrows. Bingo helps Dad. You're Mini Bluey now."

Bingo: "Oh, yeah."

Bluey: "And Bluey does not like grass clippings. I'll tell you that for free."

Bingo: "But Dad said we have to do it."

Bluey: "Let's find out if he's cereal."

Bluey clears her throat.

Bluey: "Excuse me, big fella."

Bandit: (muttering) "Here we go."

Bluey: "These grass clippings you're talking about, why do we have to put them in the wheelbarrow? They don't belong to us."

Bandit: "Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you either. But, if you want to keep eating it, I suggest you get to work."

Bluey: "Okay, he's cereal."

A few moments later, Bluey and Bingo are loading the wheelbarrow, while Bandit waters the lawn.

Bingo: ♫ "Wh-ee-ee-ee-l!" ♫

Bingo dumps in an armful of grass. Bluey put sin a single blade.

Bingo: ♫ "Barrow!" ♫

Bandit: "Mini Bluey, that's quite loud."

Bluey: "Yeah, Mini Bluey, I don't really sing when I'm doing chores."

Bingo puts in another armload of grass.

Bluey: "I usually whinge..."

Bingo puts in another armload of grass.

Bluey: "...annnd do the job a lot slower than what you're doing. Watch."

Bluey slumps, listless. She moans loudly.

Bluey: "Ughhh. Why do we have to do this?"

Bingo giggles. Bluey deposits a pinch of grass in the wheelbarrow.

Bingo: "Ugh, it's hot!"

They both deposit a pinch of grass.

Bandit: "Okay, you know what? Can I order double Bingos?"

Bluey: "No! It's double Blueys forever! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"

Bingo: "My arms hurt."

Bandit sprays Bingo with the hose, washing off the chalk.

Bluey, Bingo: "Argh!"

They both giggle.

Bandit: "Double. Bingos!"

In the play room, Bingo has put on a towel turban. Bluey hands her a chalk.

Bluey: "Mm...yeah, here you go. Start on my tail."

Bingo swipes the chalk down Bluey's tail, leaving a stripe of orange. They both giggle.

Back out in the yard, Bandit is still watering the lawn.

Bingo: "Hi, Dad!"

Bandit looks behind himself: Bingo stands next to Bluey, who has been coloured with markings very similar to Bingo's.

Bandit: "Whoa!"

Bingo: "This is Big Bingo."

Bluey: "Hi. May we help you tidy these grass clippings away?"

Bandit: "Uh... Yeah?"

Bluey: "Come on, Mini Bingo.

They run off to the wheelbarrow. Bingo giggles.

Bandit: (quietly) "Result!"

At the wheelbarrow:

Bingo: "I like to pretend I'm hugging a wombat. Hug!"

She lifts a double-armful of grass clippings.

Bluey: "Hug!"

And so does Bluey.

"Now I put it to bed.

They gently deposit the grass clippings in the wheelbarrow.

Bingo: "Goodnight."

Bluey: "Night-night."

Bluey pats the pile of grass affectionately. They both giggle."

In the girls' bedroom, Chilli is looking under Bluey's bed.

Chilli: "Where are you, Shmyrtle?"

Bluey: "Here he is!"

Chilli looks up. Bluey stands behind her, holding up the book in question.

Chilli: "Oh!"

In the kitchen, Chilli adds it to the stack of library books.

Chilli: "Thanks, um..."

Bluey: "Big Bingo!"

Chilli: "...Big Bingo."

Bandit walks in and ruffles Bluey's hair.

Bandit: "Double Bingo!"

Bluey chuckles.

Bandit: "I could definitely get used to this."

Bluey's face falls.

Bluey: "What?!"

Chilli: (hissing) "Bandit!"

Bandit: "Oh, uh... I didn't mean..."

Bluey runs out of the room.

Bandit: "Oh, Bluey, wait."

Bingo runs after her.

Bingo: "Big Bingo!"

Bandit and Chilli look after them, sadly. After a moment, Bandit looks at Chilli.

Bandit: (quietly) "But, seriously, how good's double Bingo?"

Chilli: (quietly) "Yeah, I know!"

In the girls' bedroom, Bluey is sitting on Bingo's bed, holding her knees.

Bingo: "Hi, Big Bingo."

Bluey: "I wasn't sure which bed to sit on."

Bingo hops up on the bed and sits down next to Bluey.

Bingo: "Are you okay?"

Bluey: "Mum and Dad want two of yous. They don't want any of mes."

Bingo: "It's very rude."

Bluey: "It's because I'm annoying and you're not annoying at all."

Bingo: "Yes, I am. I'm super annoying."

Bluey: "Really?"

Bingo: "Yeah! I'm just different annoying. Here, I'll show you."

Bingo hops off the bed and looks under it.

Bingo: "Where's the sticky tape?"

Bluey grabs the sticky tape off the bookshelf.

Bluey: "Here you go."

Bingo: "Oop, thanks."

She takes a strip of tape.

Bingo: "And can you find the fake teeth for me?"

Bluey: "Ooh, OK!"

Bluey grabs a set of novelty fake teeth off the ledge, while Bingo tapes her nose to her forehead, pulling it way up.

Bluey: "Here you go!"

Bingo pops in the teeth.

Bluey: "Agh!"

Bingo: "Agheee..."

Bluey: "You look crazy!"

Bingo: "Follow me."

Bluey squeals, delighted.

In the living room, Bandit lays down on the couch with a newspaper.

Bandit: "Oh, man!"

He turns the page.

Bandit: "Chill the beans."

He turns the page again. As the paper closes, he spots Bingo, who has now gone wall-eyed and is carrying a globe. Bandit screams and throws the paper into the air.

Bingo: "Eeee..."

Bingo slowly walks towards him.

Bandit: "Bingo! What?!"

Bingo: "Eeee..."

Bandit: (chuckling) "Stop it!"

Bandit climbs onto the back of the couch to get away from her. Bingo climbs onto the cushions.

Bandit: "You're freakin' me out!"

Bingo: "Eeee..."

Bandit falls off the back of the couch.

Bandit: "Ooh! Get away from me!"

Bandit gets up and runs into the kitchen. Chilli enters the living room, looking behind her to watch Bandit.

Chilli: "What's going on in—"

She comes face-to-face with Bingo, standing on the arm of the couch.

Bingo: "Eeee..."

Chilli: "Aaah! (chuckling) Bingo—"

Chilli backs up. Bingo jumps off the arm of the couch to follow her.

Bingo: "Eeee..."

Chilli: "Aaah!"

Chilli runs into the kitchen. Bingo follows, and Bluey comes after, doing the best impression of Bingo she can without tape or false teeth.

Bluey, Bingo: "Eeee..."

In the second floor hallway, Chilli runs past the pantry cupboard.

Chilli: "Agh! Bingo! Stop it!"

The pantry door opens — Bandit was hiding inside. Bingo and Bluey slowly catch up.

Bluey, Bingo: "Eeee..."

Bandit: "In here!"

Chilli: "Aaagh!"

Chilli runs into the cupboard, and the door slams just before Bluey and Bingo get there.

Bluey, Bingo: "Eeee..."

Bluey and Bingo bang on the door with their fists. Inside the cupboard, Chilli and Bandit sit on the floor. Bandit yells through the door:"

Bandit: "That's it! We want one Bluey and one Bingo from now on! You got that?!"

Outside the cupboard, Bluey whispers something in Bingo's ear.

Bluey: "Okay!"

Bluey and Bingo run off giggling.

Back inside the cupboard, Bandit eats a piece of raw spaghetti.

Chilli: "Do you think it's safe?"

Bandit: "I think so. It's been 20 minutes."

Bandit cautiously opens the door and peers outside. He steps out, followed by Chilli. They spot something off screen, and jump back.

Bandit, Chilli: "Argh!"

Big Bingo and Mini Bluey wave.

Bluey, Bingo: "Hi!"

Chilli, Bandit: "Eh, close enough."

[End credits]

The episode theme plays over the credits. Bluey and Mini Bluey appear, making annoying noises.

Bluey, Bingo: "Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp!"

The music ends. Bluey and Bingo keep going.

Bluey, Bingo: "Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp! Borp!"

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