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The episode opens in the Heelers' kitchen. Chilli puts a casserole in the oven and dusts her hands.

Chilli: "Okay, that's morning tea. Let's get dinner in the slow cooker.

She walks to the fridge and opens it. Bingo enters, wearing a pair of deely-bobbers with sparkly love hearts.

Bingo: "Mum, I can't find my love heart hairbands."

Chilli doesn't need to look.

Chilli: "They're on your head, love!"

Bingo: "Oh!"

Bingo shakes her head, making the love hearts wiggle. Bandit walks up with a PTA form.

Bandit: "Hey, babe, you need to sign these."

Chilli closes the fridge with a punnet of mushrooms in hand. She takes the PTA form with the other..

Bandit: "Alright, let's roll, Bingo."

Bandit ushers Bingo out of the kitchen. Bluey enters and hops up on a breakfast bar stool. Chilli sets the form and mushrooms down on the breakfast bar.

Bluey: "Mum?"

Chilli's phone rings. Caller ID shows a pug in a magenta hat.

Chilli: "It's Madge. Two seconds, Bluey, it's work."

Chilli answers the phone with one hand and signs the document with the other.

Chilli: "Hi, Madge! What's up?"

Toast pops out of the toaster.

Chilli: "Have you looked in your drawers?"

She fetches the toast and brings it to the breakfast bar. Bingo runs in, looking for something.

Chilli: "Why would Jenny steal your stapler?"

Chilli butters the toast. Bingo runs in, looking for something. Chilli points at a child-sized field hockey stick, then hands the buttered toast to Bluey.

Chilli: "There."

Bingo: "Thank you!"

Bingo grabs the field hockey stick. Chilli hands her the PTA form too.

Chilli: "Mm-hm."

Chilli puts her hand over the microphone.

Chilli: (whispering) "What do you need, honey?"

Bluey: "Can you play Driving with me?"

Chilli: (whispering) "Oh, Bluey, I'm a bit busy at the moment. Can we play later?"

Bluey: "Yeah, that's okay."

Bluey hops down from the stool. Chilli throws some mushrooms into the slow cooker.

Chilli: "No, she doesn't hate you, Madge."

Chilli puts her hand over the microphone again.

Chilli: (whispering) "I'm sorry, Bluey. I can't just drop everything to play with you. There's things I need to do, okay?"

Bluey: "It's OK. I understand."

Bluey walks off. Chilli watches her go, a bit sadly. She tosses some more mushrooms in the slow cooker and a dash of herbs, then puts on the lid.

Chilli: "Look, Madge, use a paper clip for now and call me back in five minutes."

She hangs up on Madge, who is still talking. She intercepts Bluey at the kitchen doorway.

Chilli: "Bluey, I've got five minutes. Let's play Driving!"

Bluey: "For real life?!"

Chilli: "For real life!"

Bluey: "Hooray!"

TITLE CARD: Driving

Chilli: "This episode of Bluey is called: Driving."

Chilli sits on the kiwi rug in the playroom, with her arms and legs held out. Bluey hums as she walks past. She pulls Chilli's left arm aside.

Bluey: "Open door."

She sits down in Chilli's lap, placing her feet on Chilli's feet as "pedals". She pantomimes closing the door.

Bluey: "Close door. Clunk!"

She pantomimes buckling her seat belt.

Bluey: "Seat belt. Click!"

She pantomimes turning the key. It takes a moment for the engine to catch.

Bluey: "Turn the key. Ee-ee-ee! Br-oo-oo-oo-m!"

Bluey pretends to hold a steering wheel.

Chilli: "Okay, that one's stop..."

She points at her left foot and flexes it.

Chilli: "...and that one's go."

She points at her right foot and flexes it.

Bluey: "Go!"

Bluey hits the accelerator.

Chilli: "Vroom! Driving along..."

She points ahead of them.

Chilli: "Ooh! Speed bump! Slow down..."

Bluey puts on the brakes. Chilli jostles her twice, imitating a speed bump.

Chilli: "Buh-doop! Buh-doop!"

Bluey giggles. Chilli holds out her hand.

Chilli: "Ah! It's raining!"

Bluey: "Is it raining hard?"

Chilli: (sadly) "No."

Bluey: "Okay. I'll turn them on to 'sometimes'. Boop!"

Bluey pantomimes turning a dial. Chilli holds up Bluey's arms, and swishes them from side to side in imitation of windshield wipers.

Chilli: Bzh! Bzh!

Bluey giggles, and puts her hands back on the wheel.

Bluey: "Ooh! traffic light!"

She puts on the brakes, and imitates the sound of brakes squealing.

Bluey: "Ewk! Have to wait for it to turn green."

She waits patiently.

Bluey: "Still red."

Chilli swishes the "windshield wipers" again.

Chilli: "Bzh! Bzh!"

Bluey laughs.

Chilli: "Why don't you put the radio on?"

Bluey: "Oh, yeah! Boop!"

Bluey pantomimes pressing a button.

Chilli: (formally) "—and that was from his early Baroque period. Now for some Mendelssohn."

Chilli hums a few notes. Bluey changes the channel. Chilli wiggles Bluey back and forth as she animatedly imitates a morning radio show. Bluey giggles the whole time.

Chilli: (bubbly) "Hey, hey! We're back with the B107 brekkie crew— Basho, Flip and Dutsy, and me, Kelly C. We were—"

Bluey points ahead.

Bluey: "Oh! Green!"

She accelerates.

Bluey: "Vroom!"

Chilli: "Vroom, vroom. Is there somewhere you want to go?"

Bluey: "No. I'm just driving around. Hi!"

Bluey waves to a pedestrian.

Chilli: "Okay. Vroom, vroom... Driving along... Driving along."

The phone beeps and vibrates.

Chilli: "Oh, it's Madge. Uh... is that enough Driving?"

Bluey: "Um... yeah. Thanks, Mum."

Bluey gets up and sits down at the mushroom-patterned table and chairs. A tea party is already in progress. Chilli gets up, too.

Chilli: "I'm sorry, Bluey. I'm not very good at this game."

Bluey: "That's OK. I can play tea party with Agatha."

Chilli types up a text message as she talks.

Chilli: "It's just the driving around in circles. I think I'm better when I've got a purpose, like doing things for people."

She sends a message.

Chilli: "You know?"

Bluey: "Okay."

Chilli turns to leave. They're both a bit disappointed.

Bluey: "Ooh! Mum, wait!"

Chilli: "Huh?"

Bluey: "Ask Agatha if she wants a cup of tea."

Chilli: "Oh, okay."

Chilli walks up to the tea party and leans down to address Agatha, a stuffed cat that bears a striking resemblance to Madge.

Chilli: "Do you want a cup of tea, Agatha?"

Bluey: (as Agatha) "Yes, please!"

Chilli: "Here you go."

Chilli pours Agatha a cup of pretend tea.

Bluey: "See if she wants milk."

Chilli: "Would you like some milk, Agatha?"

Bluey: (as Agatha) "No!"

Chilli recoils.

Chilli: "Oh! Goodness."

Bluey: (as Agatha) "That's cow's milk! I want almond milk!"

Chilli: "Oh. Um... I'm sorry, Agatha. We don't have any almond milk."

Bluey: (as Agatha) "Well, go get some!"

Chilli: "Oh, my!"

Bluey: "We'll have to pop to the shops!"

Chilli gasps.

Chilli: "Why don't we drive?!"

Bluey: "Yeah!"

Chilli's phone rings.

Chilli: "Ugh."

She answers the phone.

Chilli: "Madge, I'll ring you back in exactly five minutes, okay? I promise. Goodbye."

She hangs up on Madge, who has just begun talking.

Bluey: (as Agatha) "You better be back with my almond milk in five minutes or, so help me, I'll...uh..."

Chilli: "You'll what."

Bluey: (as Agatha) "Pee on your curtains!"

Bluey: (as Agatha) "Scratch your curtains!"

Bluey and Chilli gasp. Chilli runs to sit down on the rug.

Chilli: "Quick, Bluey! Get in the car!"

She pats her lap. Bluey runs over.

Bluey: "Okay!"

Bluey gets in.

Chilli: "I'll set the timer for five minutes.

She starts a timer on her phone. Bluey pantomimes buckling her seat belt.

Bluey: "Seat belt, click!

Chilli points at her feet.

Chilli: "Remember, that one's stop, and that one's—"

Bluey floors the accelerator.

Bluey: "Go!"

Chilli: "Aaah! Vrrrrroooom! Speed bump! Slow down, Bluey!"

Bluey: "There's no time! Vrooom!"

She floors the accelerator again.

Chilli jostles Bluey.

Chilli: "Badum-badump!"

Chilli: "Corner! Turn left!"

Bluey turns the wheel hard. They both lean away from the turn. Chilli imitates squealing tires.

Chilli: "Errrr!"

Bluey: "Aah!"

Bluey giggles.

Chilli: "Turn right!"

Bluey turns the wheel hard. They both lean away from the turn. Chilli imitates squealing tires.

Chilli: "Errrr!"

Bluey: "Aah!"

Bluey giggles.

Chilli: "Up a hiiiill!"

Chilli leans back, lifting Bluey off the ground. Bluey giggles the whole time.

Chilli: "It's getting steeper!"

She rocks back further.

Chilli: "Steeper!"

She rocks back further.

Chilli: "Steeper!"

She lays on her back, legs in the air.

Chilli: "And... down the hill!"

She rolls back into a sitting position.

Chilli: "Oh! It's raining! And it's raining hard!"

Chilli puts her hands over Bluey's eyes.

Chilli: "You can't see!"

Bluey: "Agh! Windscreen wipers on 'all the time'! Boop!"

She presses a button. Chilli waves Bluey's arms back and forth. Bluey giggles.

Chilli: "Bzh! Bzh! Bzh! Bzh! Bzh! Bzh!"

Bluey puts her hands back on the wheel.

Bluey: "I can see!"

Chilli points straight ahead.

Chilli: "There's the shop!"

Bluey: "I'll find the car park!"

Chilli looks at her phone.

Chilli: "You've got three minutes!"

Bluey: "Can I park in the wheelchair spot?"

Chilli: "No!"

Bluey: "Okay!"

Bluey turns the wheel hard to the right.

Chilli: "Vrrroom!"

Bluey: "Aah!"

Chilli spins them around four hundred and fifty degrees. Bluey engages the parking brake.

Bluey: "Park."

Chilli: "Oh, no! The shop's closed!"

Bluey: "We'll see about that! Vroom!"

Bluey floors the accelerator.

Chilli: "Aah! You're going to ram the shop?!"

Bluey: "Yep!"

Chilli: "You can't do that!"

Bluey: "Too late!"

Chilli: "Argh!"

Chilli shields her face with her hands.

Bluey & Chilli: "Boom!"

Chilli and Bluey flop onto their backs. After a moment, Chilli waves Bluey's arms from side to side.

Chilli: "Bzh. Bzh."

Bluey sits up and hops out of the car.

Bluey: "We're in the shop!"

Chilli sits up and points.

Chilli: "Quick! Grab the almond milk!"

Bluey: "Okay."

Bluey runs out on the verandah, and pretends to take something out of a refrigerated case. Chilli leans out the doorway.

Chilli: "And make sure you pay for it."

Bluey: "Okay. I'll just leave the money on the floor.

She pretends to set some money on the floor. Then, she spots something

Bluey: "Ohh! It's the guy who owns the shop! And he doesn't look happy!"

Chilli: "Yeah, 'cause you drove your car into his shop!"

Bluey: "'Cause Agatha's gonna pee on my curtains!"

Bluey: "'Cause Agatha's gonna scratch my curtains!"

Chilli: "Agh! He's coming!"

Chilli waves for Bluey to come back into the playroom.

Chilli: "Get in the car. Get in the car!"

Bluey: "Aaargh!"

She runs back into the playroom. Chilli sits down on the kiwi rug."

Chilli: "I think you need to have a chat with Agatha when all this is over."

While Chilli is talking, Bluey hops in and disengages the parking brake. She backs the car out aggressively.

Chilli: "Err-rr!"

Bluey: "Aah!"

Chilli: "Floor it!"

Bluey steps on the accelerator.

Chilli: "Brmmm..."

Bluey leans out the driver's side and looks behind them.

Bluey: "Agh! He's chasing us!"

Chilli: "You have to lose him! You've got one minute 'til Agatha pees on your curtains!"

Chilli: "You have to lose him! You've got one minute 'til Agatha scratches your curtains!"

Bluey: "Aah!"

Chilli: "Put some fast driving music on!"

Bluey: "Good idea! Boop!"

Bluey pushes a button. Chilli starts making electronic music noises. Bluey bounces her head with the beat.

Chilli: "Untz, untz, untz, boom! Untz, untz, untz, boom! Robot nation!"

Bluey: "Quack, quack! Agh! Baby ducks!"

Bluey swerves, and Chilli leans over on one leg.

Chilli: "Errrt"

Bluey: "Agh! We dodged the ducks!"

Chilli: "But you're on two wheels!"

Bluey: "Argh!"

Bluey climbs up on Chilli's raised leg, and, holding on to her arms, leans way over.

Chilli: "Lean over! Lean over!"

Bluey: "Brrm! Brrm!"

Bluey leans out even further, until Chilli finally tips back into a sitting position.

Bluey: "Oof!"

Bluey hops back in Chilli's lap, giggling

Chilli: "Vrrrrr! Vrrrr!"

Bluey leans out to look behind them.

Bluey: "He's still following us!"

Chilli: "Spray some milk on his windscreen!"

Bluey: "But that's for Agatha!"

Chilli: "Oh, man! Is she really gonna pee on your curtains?"

Chilli: "Oh, man! Is she really gonna scratch up your curtains?"

Bluey: "Ohhh, she'll do it, alright."

Chilli: "Okay, just leave enough for a cup of tea!"

Bluey: "Okay."

Bluey climbs halfway out the driver's side window and pantomimes spraying milk behind them.

Bluey: "Swshh!"

Chilli: "He's stopping! Good one, Bluey!"

Bluey gets back in her lap.

Bluey: "Hooray!"

Chilli: "Quick! You've got 30 seconds!"

Bluey: "Oh, no, look!"

Bluey points ahead of them.

Chilli: "A traffic jam..."

Bluey: "Don't worry!"

Bluey pulls a lever.

Bluey: "Clonk! Flight mode!"

Chilli's arms spring out straight. She leans gently from side to side. The viewpoint drops, so that the silks on the ceiling can suggest clouds.

Chilli: "Ohh... ho ho! You've had flight mode this whole time?!"

Bluey: "Yeah. Whoo!"

Bluey waves to someone below them.

Bluey: "Hello, down there!"

Chilli's phone timer starts to chime.

Bluey: "The alarm! We're out of time!"

Chilli tilts back, then rocks back to a sitting position.

Chilli: "Whoa... and... land! Hurry!"

Bluey grunts and attempts to get up.

Chilli: "Seat belts!"

Bluey: "Agh! Unclip!"

She undoes her seatbelt and gets out. She runs back to the tea party, panting.

Bluey: "Agatha, we're back! We— whoa... no."

Chilli runs up, holding her phone.

Chilli: "What?!"

Bluey: "She peed on my curtains."

Bluey: (as Agatha) "I told you I would."

Chilli's phone rings.

Chilli: "Do you want help cleaning it?

Bluey: "She scratched up my curtains.

Bluey: (as Agatha) "I told you I would."

Chilli's phone rings.

Chilli: "Do you want help fixing them up?


Bluey shoos Chilli away.

Bluey: "No, you talk to Madge. That's okay."

Chilli goes to answer her phone, but she looks back and makes eye contact with Bluey. They come together for a hug.

Chilli: "Thanks, Bluey."

Bluey: "Thanks, Mum."

Chilli answers her phone and starts walking away. Bluey walks back to the tea party.

Chilli & Bluey: "Okay, let's sort this out."

[End credits]

The arrangement of the episode music from the chase sequence and flight sequence plays over the end credits. Unlike in the episode, the tune comes to a resolution as the credits end. Instead of Bluey dancing, Chilli's phone rings and slowly vibrates onto the screen.

Bluey episode scripts
Bluey (TV series) Season 1 episode scripts
The Magic Xylophone | Hospital | Keepy Uppy | Daddy Robot | Shadowlands | The Weekend | BBQ | Fruitbat | Horsey Ride | Hotel | Bike | Bob Bilby | Spy Game | Takeaway | Butterflies | Yoga Ball | Calypso | The Doctor | The Claw | Markets | Blue Mountains | The Pool | Shops | Wagon Ride | Taxi | The Beach | Pirates | Grannies | The Creek | Fairies | Work | Bumpy and the Wise Old Wolfhound | Trampoline | The Dump | Zoo | Backpackers | The Adventure | Copycat | The Sleepover | Early Baby | Mums and Dads | Hide and Seek | Camping | Mount Mumandad | Kids | Chickenrat | Neighbours | Teasing | Asparagus | Shaun | Daddy Putdown | Verandah Santa
Bluey (TV series) Season 2 episode scripts
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Bluey (TV series) Season 3 episode scripts
Perfect | Bedroom | Obstacle Course | Promises | Omelette | Born Yesterday | Mini Bluey | Unicorse | Curry Quest | Magic | Chest | Sheepdog | Housework | Pass the Parcel | Explorers | Phones | Pavlova | Rain | Pizza Girls | Driving | Tina | Whale Watching | Family Meeting | Faceytalk | Ragdoll | Fairytale | Musical Statues | Puppets | Stories | Turtleboy | Onesies | Tradies | Granny Mobile | Space | Smoochy Kiss | Dirt | The Decider | Cubby | Exercise | Relax | Stickbird | Show And Tell | Dragon | Wild Girls | TV Shop | Slide | Cricket | Ghostbasket | The Sign | Surprise!
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