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[Christmas music plays, as the camera zooms into Stripe's house]

Chilli: Okay, who else have we got here? [Reads tag] To Uncle Stripe, from Nana.

[Bluey grabs the present to give to Stripe]

Stripe: Oh, here we go!

Bluey: Here you go, Uncle Stripe.

Stripe: Thanks, Bluey.

[He unwraps it]

Stripe: Woah! World's Best Chef! Thanks, Mum.

Bandit: Hey, I thought I was the World's Best Chef!

[Trixie and Bluey laugh]

Nana: Oh, you both are.

Chilli: That one's for Nana, from Bandit.

Bluey: This is from Dad.

[Bluey gives the present to Nana]

Nana: Aw, thanks Bandy.

Bandit: No worries, Mum.

Nana: Ooh, what is it?

[She unwraps the present]

Nana: Oh, it's a shirt! What does it say? Hang on, I'll just get my glasses. "Hang on, I'll just get my glasses." Ohh...

[Everyone laughs]

[The scene cuts to Bingo, opening her present]

Bingo: What is it...? Yes! A doctor's bag!

[Cut to Muffin and Socks opening their presents]

Muffin: Ah! Inflatable pool island!

Socks: Pizza!

Bandit: Oh, yeah, tennis balls!

Chilli: To Bluey, from Mum and Dad.

Bluey: Oh, It's for me! Thanks, Mum and Dad!

[Everyone gets amazed at her present]

Bluey: Wow, I love him! I'm gonna call you Bartleby.

Chilli: I think that's about it; all done.

Muffin: CHWISTMAS SWIIIM!

Everyone: Yeah!

[TITLE CARD: Christmas Swim]

Bluey: This episode of Bluey is called Christmas Swim.

[Cut to Bluey talking to Bartleby, near the pool]

Bluey: Let me introduce you to my family, Bartleby. They're your family now too!

[Cut to a shot of the pool with Socks sitting by the pool, Muffin waiting for Bandit to finish pumping up her inflatable island and Stripe grilling pig crackling]

Bandit: Are you sure you know how to do the crackling?

Stripe: Read the apron.

[Stripe closes the grill]

Bluey: Uncle Stripe, this is Bartleby!

Stripe: G'day, Bartleby. Nice to meet you

[Socks pops on the screen from the left and starts blowing Stripe towards the pool]

Stripe: Oh, hang on Bartleby, I'm just getting blown towards the pool. So, what do you- AAH!

[Stripe then falls into the pool and Socks giggles at him]

Stripe: Whoa ho ho!

[The scene then cuts back to Bluey and Socks]

Bluey: And this is my cousin, Socks.

Socks: Merry Christmas!

[Socks licks Bartleby's face and soon after jumps on her pizza inflatable]

Bluey: Don't worry. She does that to everyone.

[Cut to Muffin cosplaying late for work and Chilli cosplaying as the ferry]

Chilli: Come on, Muffin. You're gonna be late for work!

Muffin: Ah! Have to eat bweakfast!

Bluey: This is my cousin, Muffin

Muffin: Hi, Bartleby! I'm sowwy, I'm late for work!

[Cut back to Chilli and Muffin]

Chilli: Ferry's about to leave!

Muffin: Ah! I'm late!!

[Muffin starts yelling]

Muffin: Bye, kids!

Bluey: Lipstick!

Muffin: Ah! Lipstick! Back thwough the door!

[Muffin mimicks putting on lipstick]

Chilli: Attention, passengers! Ferry's leaving!

Muffin: Ah! Bye, kids!

[Chilli moves the "ferry" away from the edge as Muffin jumps on it]

Chilli: Hooray! You made it!

[Muffin rolls towards the camera]

Muffin: Yay!

[Cut back to Bluey and Bartleby]

Bluey: Muffin's a bit busy right now. Let's go meet Bingo.

[Bingo is laying back on Socks' pizza inflatable]

Bluey: This is my sister, Bingo. Bingo, this is Bartleby, this is his first Heeler Christmas.

[Bluey hands him over to Bingo]

Bingo: Hey, Bartleby, it's nice to-

[Stripe pretending to be a crocodile scares Bingo as she comes up to the surface]

Bingo: AAH! Croc attack!

[Bluey screams]

Bluey: Let go of Bartleby, crocodile! It's his first Heeler Christmas!

[Muffin chilling on her inflatable hears Bluey say:]

Bluey: Muffin, help!

[Muffin gets up and jumps on Stripe]

Muffin: You're making me late for work!

[Stripe lets go of Bartleby]

Bluey: Bartleby! Are you okay?

[The scene switches to Bluey's point-of-view]

Bluey: Mmmm... maybe we should go and meet my dad.

[Cut to Bandit playing classic catches with angelic singing in the background]

Bandit: CAUGHT IT! Whoo-hoo!

Chilli: Yeah!

Bluey: Dad's playing classic catches.

[Chilli grabs another tennis ball]

Chilli: Who's next?

[Cut to the sky with Bingo, Muffin, Chilli and Uncle Stripe catching balls, only Bingo, Muffin and Uncle Stripe fail to do so, the others laugh at Uncle Stripe]

Chilli: Who's next?

Bluey: Dad, this is Bartlebee.

[Bandit shakes hands with Bartlebee]

Bandit: How's it going, Bartlebee? You want a turn at classic catches?

[The scene focuses on Bartlebee for a second, the next frame, Bartlebee is now airborne, with a tennis ball hitting him in the left eye, Bandit also jumps to catch a ball and throws it, a shadow casts Bartlebee above as Bandit is about to land on him]

Bluey: (slow-mo) NOOOO!!!

[Bandit dives on Bartlebee]

Bluey: Bartlebee!

[Bandit resurfaces with Bartlebee and the tennis ball]

Bandit: Caught it! You've gotta keep your eye on the ball, mate!

Bluey: Oh, Bartleby. I'm so sorry Dad broke your arm.

[Cut to the patio where Bluey walks into the kitchen with Stripe placing kitchenware followed by a shot of the kitchen]

Nana: Oh, Trix. I can do the gravy if you like.

Trixie: Oh, I'm fine, Chris. I've just got some packets.

Nana: Oh, no. Let me do a proper one.

[Trixie changes to an unamused expression]

Bluey: Aunt Trixie, can I borrow a towel for Bartleby, please?

Trixie: Oh, Nana, would you be able to grab a towel for Bluey, please?

[Cut back to the patio]

Nana: Oh, sure. Did you get wet Bartleboy?

Bluey: Dad landed on him.

Nana: Oh, deary me.

[She starts drying her aggressively]

Bluey: (yelps) Nana, no!

Nana: What?

Bluey: He's got a broken arm.

Nana: Oh, goodness me, I had no idea. Sorry, Bumblebee.

Chilli: Hey, Uncle Rad and Aunt Frisky are calling.

[Cut to the tablet with assumeably Faceytalk]

Radley: Stripe, are you sure you know how to do the crackling, mate?

Stripe: Read the apron!

[Everyone laughs]

Nana: Oh, I wish you guys could be here.

Radley: Yeah, me too Mum.

[Muffin pops from under the table with her inflatable]

Muffin: Look what I got for Chwistmas, Uncle Rad!

Radley: Wow! Look at that!

Stripe: Ah, Muffin!

[Muffin giggles]

Frisky: Hey, where's Bluey?

[Cut to the living room]

Bluey: I'm sorry it's been a bit crazy, Bartleby. I hope you're still having a good time. What's that? What?! You want to go home?

Chilli: Hey, Bluey, look who it is!

Bluey: Frisky!

Frisky: Hey, Bluey. Merry Christmas!

Bluey: Merry Christmas, Frisky!

Frisky: Who's that you've got there?

Bluey: This is Bartleby. He's having his first Heeler Christmas.

Frisky: Oh, how's it going?

Bluey: Well, not good. He got attacked by a crocodile, then Dad broke his arm, then Nana jiggled it all about.

Frisky: Oh, dear.

Bluey: He wants to go home. He says my family is too rough.

Frisky: Here, let me have a word with him.

Bluey: Ooh, okay.

Frisky: [talking to Bartleby] Nice to meet you, Bartleby. I'm Frisky. I'm new to the Heeler family as well. And just between you and me...

[Radley jumps into the pool yelling gibberish in the background]

Frisky: [whispering] ...they're a bit crazy.

Radley: Hey!

[Bluey giggles]

Frisky: But give them a chance. You'll see.

[Christmas music starts playing as the scene cuts to Bingo bandaging Bartleby's arm and Socks licking him again]

[Cut to the grill with Bandit and Stripe]

Stripe: Yeah, but that's not why I voted for him.

Bandit: Oh, Stripe, this crackling!

Stripe: Oh, really?

[Cut back to Frisky on the tablet]

Frisky: They're full of love.

[Cut to Muffin pretending to be late for work for a second time]

Muffin: Ah, Bartleby, where are my keys?

Chilli: Quick! Ferry's leaving!

Muffin: Oh, come on! Bye, kids!

[Cut to Nana playing classic catches with Bartleby. Cut to Stripe on Socks' pizza inflatable getting ambushed by Bluey and Socks. Cut to a shot of the kitchen with Bartleby trying some gravy and finally to the outdoor patio.]

Trixie: Merry Christmas, everyone!

Everyone: Merry Christmas!

Bandit: And here's to Bartleby.

Everyone: Yeah, Bartleby!

Bandit: Welcome to the family, mate!

[Splat!]

Bluey: Dad.

[Everyone laughs and Bandit picks Bartlebee back up]

Bandit: Sorry, buddy.

[Bluey has Bartlebee give a thumbs-up.]

[CREDITS ROLL]

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