
The episode starts in the living room, with Bandit pretending that is a bus driver and singing.
Bandit: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round."
Bandit: "Bus stopping! Psshhh."
Bandit: "Doors opening."
Chilli, looks at the Bandit. She wears a pink hat. She comes in.
Bandit: "Hello, passenger. Where are you off to?"
Chilli: "Boop. Museum, please."
Bandit: "Oh, OK."
Bandit: "Doors closing! Pshhh."
Bandit: "The wheels on the bus go round and round."
Bandit: "There's not much traffic today, so we should be there very soon."
Chilli: "Oh, great!"
Bandit: "Unless something slows us down, of course. But that probably won't happen."
Bandit: "Pshhh. Door op--"
Bandit: "Oh, no."
Bluey and Bingo appear, wearing some "old" clothes and Bluey some sunglasses, pretending they are grannies.
Bluey, Bingo: "Here come the grannies!"
The sound track begins.
TITLE CARD: BUS
Bluey: [voiceover] [as Janet] "This episode of Bluey is called... Ah, I forget."
Bluey: "Boop."
Bingo: "One granny to mahjong, please."
Bandit: "Ahh!"
Bingo: "Oops-a-daisy."
Bandit: "Listen here, you two. I don't want any trouble out of you."
Bluey: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Bingo squeezes a yellow balloon, making a very shameful sound.
Bingo: "Hee-hee."
Bandit: "Oh, good gravy. Oh!"
Bluey and Bingo laugh.
Bluey: "Is this seat taken, dearie?"
Chilli: "It's all yours."
Bluey: "Where are you heading, love?"
Chilli: "Oh, just to the museum."
Bluey: "Oh, you should catch the 19 bus. It will get you there faster."
Bingo: "No, Janet, you'll want the 21."
Bluey: "Oh, you don't know what you're talking about."
Chilli: "Actually, I catch this bus because I'm secretly in love with the bus driver."
Bluey: "Oh, really?"
Bluey: "He's bit hairy, isn't he?"
Chilli: "Not for me."
Bluey: "Oh, well, wonderful. You two can get married and have bus babies."
Bluey tries to get up.
Bluey: "I'll let him know."
Chilli: "No!"
She pulls Bluey back.
Chilli: "I'm not ready to tell him yet."
Bluey: "But you have to. We're almost at your stop."
Bingo squeezes again the ballon.
Bandit: "Oh, for goodness..."
Bingo laughs.
Chilli: "I will tell him. I just.. need more time, OK?"
Bluey: "Oh, well, we can slow the bus down for you."
Bluey ring a bell.
Bluey: "Next stop, please, driver."
Bandit: "Huh?"
He wonders.
Bandit: "But the next stop's the sausage shop. Thought you were going to mahjong?"
Bluey: "No, I need some sausages."
Bandit: "OK. Pshhh. Here we are. Doors opening!"
Bluey: "Thank you."
She remains staring for a bit, and then goes back.
Bluey: "Ah, changed my mind."
Bandit: "Oh, OK. Doors closing! Brooom, broom-broom, broooom."
Bluey: "Next stop, please, driver."
Bandit: "But the next stop's the library."
Bluey: "Yeah, I need a cookbook."
Bandit: "OK. Pshhh. Doors opening! There you go."
Again, remains staring for a bit, and then goes back.
Bluey: "Actually, I can't read."
Bandit: "Ugh! Passengers should only ding the bell if they intend to get off! Is that clear?"
Bluey whispers to Chilli.
Bluey: "Tell him you love him."
Chilli sais loud.
Chilli: "No!"
Bandit: "What do you mean 'no'?"
Chilli: "I mean, yes, it's clear."
Bandit: "Good. Doors closing! Brrrrroom.
Bluey dings the bell.
Bandit: "Oh! The next stop is the motorbike shop!"
Bluey: "Oh, good."
Bandit: "What? You wanna buy a motorbike?"
Bluey: "Yep."
Bandit "Grrr."
Bandit: "OK, bus stopping. Pshhh. Doors opening! There's the motorbike shop. Go and buy a motorbike."
Bluey: "Oh, there's no pink ones."
Bandit: "Grrr! Right, that's it! Pshhh! Doors closing! Vroom! No more stops until the museum, and then you're ALL getting off!"
Bluey: "You have to tell him now, dearie. You're running out of time."
Chilli: "Oh."
Bingo: "Where's Boopsie gone?"
Chilli: "I can't. I'll do it tomorrow."
Bluey: "Oh, today is better than tomorrow."
Bingo: "Oh, Boopsie?"
Bandit: "Bus stopping! Pshhh! Off!"
Bingo: "I can't find Boopsie."
Chilli: "Who's Boopsie?"
Bluey: "Her snake."
Camera switches to Bandit having a toy snake wrapped up on his neck.
Bandit: "Arggh!"
Bingo: "Oh, there you are Boopsie."
Bandit: "Get it off! Get it off! Ooh! Arggh! Arggh!"
Bandit jumps out of the bus.
Bluey: "Naughty Boopsie!"
Chilli: "Quick, grab its head!"
Bandit: "Get it off!"
Bingo: "Oh, no. We're gonna be late for mahjong."
Chilli: "Suck the poison out!"
Bingo: "Brrmm-brmm-brmm-brmm!"
Chilli: "Hey, why's the bus moving?"
Bluey: "Oh, Rita's driving."
Chilli: "Oh, OK. What?! Rita's driving?!"
Bingo: "The something on the bus go round and round..."
Rita (Bingo) hits a sheep with the bus.
Bandit: "Baa."
Bandit yells at her, throwing the snake off and catching up the bus.
Bandit: "Stop! Come back here! That's my bus!"
Chilli: "Quick, do something, Janet!"
Bluey: "Oh, time for a nana nap."
Chilli: "Janet!"
She is dreaming on the bus' bench.
Bluey: "Raoww, sausages."
Bingo: "Beep-beep."
She hits another sheep.
Bandit: "Baa."
Chilli is trying to take her back to her seat.
Chilli: Come on, Rita, back to your seat, honey."
Bingo breaks the steering wheel.
Bingo: "Ugh! Whoopsie."
Bingo: "Arggh, the steering wheel!"
Chilli takes her up and pretends that all went crazy.
Chilli, Bingo: "Ahhh-whoa-ahhh! Ahhh!"
Bluey continue to dream.
Bluey: "Raoww, cookbook."
Chilli: "Why don't I take this, Rita?"
Bingo gives the steering wheel to Chilli.
Bingo: "OK, you have fun, love."
Bandit: "Stick it back in the thing!"
Chilli: "OK, OK! There. The steering wheel's fixed. Now what do I do?!"
Bandit: "Hit the brakes!"
Chilli: "Where are the brakes?!"
Bandit: "They're down there! The big brown block!"
Chilli: "What big brown block?!"
Bingo is pretending to eat the brakes.
Bingo: "I love a good lamington. Nom-nom-nom."
Bandit, Chilli: "Arggh!"
Chilli: "Rita's eating the brakes!"
Bluey: "Next stop, please, driver."
Chilli: "We can't stop!"
Bingo squeezes again the yellow ballon, making that shameful sound.
Bingo: "Oh, excuse me."
Chilli: "Oh, Rita!"
Chilli makes some false coughing.
"That's not helping!"
Bandit: "Uhh! Ooh! Ah!"
Bandit jumps back in the bus.
Bandit: "Hoo, made it."
Chilli and Bandit are sitting side by side.
Chilli: "Oh, hello."
Bandit: "Hi."
Chilli: "How you going?"
Bandit: "Not bad."
Bluey: "Tell him!"
Chilli: "Janet!"
Bandit: "Tell me what?"
Chilli: "Nothing. I'll...I'll tell you tomorrow."
Bandit: "There's not gonna BE a tomorrow! We're gonna hit that custard factory!"
Bandit, Chilli: "Aaaah!"
Bluey rings the bell.
Bluey: "I said next stop!"
Chilli: "We have to jump! Grab the grannies!"
Bandit: "Come here, ya old chooks!"
Bingo: "Put me down, ya big brute."
Bluey clicks the door button.
Bluey: "Boop."
They jump.
All "Aaaah!"
They land on the floor.
Bingo: "Oh, my coins."
Chilli: "We're alive."
Bandit: "I can't believe it."
Bingo: "This isn't mahjong."
Chilli: "There's something I've been meaning to tell you, but keep putting it off till tomorrow.But now I think I'm gonna tell you today. I'd like to get married and have your bus babies."
Bandit: "Oh."
Bluey: "There ya go, Rita."
Bingo: "Thanks, Janet."
Chilli: "I did it, Janet! I told him."
Bluey: "Oh, well done, dearie. I'm proud of you."
Chilli: "Thanks. I'm proud of myself."
Bluey: "Now, you go and have some bus babies."
Chilli: "Oh, no, he's already married to a giraffe."
Bluey: "What?!"
Bandit talks with a toy giraffe.
Bandit: "Oh, Stretchypants, I was so scared. We almost hit a custard factory."
Bluey: "We'll see about that. Come on, Rita."
Bingo: "OK, Janet."
Bluey and Bingo go to their dad.
Bluey, Bingo: "Here come the grannies. Arggh!"
END CREDITS
Credits are shown, it can be heard the music track which was played during the episode, with the bluey dancing in the left corner.